4Chan is a virtual bulletin board where people can post all types of images and interact with other users. However don't get too excited just yet because most of the images are anime and manga, of the porn variety, otherwise known as hentai. Their /b/ section has been aptly described as "the asshole of the Internet" (something you will see A LOT of should you visit the site). Now hold your horses before you go running over there. You might be intrigued, but seriously, please prepare yourself mentally. I ventured in all happy go lucky and have come out a severely scarred shell of my former self. YUP, bestiality is alive and well. /CRY.
The majority of posts involve perverted little nerds revealing what type of anime porn they enjoy, like say tranny anime porn, and then other perverted nerds scour their hard drives for such images and present them to the first nerd. I mean, really? How would you like to one day realize that you are officially a dealer in amputee furry porn? Looking on the brighter side, in my first 5 minutes I also found some epic non porn images:
Ninja Nerd: That hole is 2 centimeters from making this image x-rated... and SO not in a good way.
Makeup Nerd: It's not polite to point at the freaks/geeks
Nerdy the Pooh: Damn Pooh, lay off the honey already.
Anyway, back to my original point. A girl dubbed Creepy Chan is now a contestant on Top Model. In her first introduction she revealed that her hobby, aside from being a 4chan goddess, is nose bleeds. She looks like she's the love child of a possessed porcelain doll and a soul sucking alien but nevertheless, Heidi and I are totally rooting for the queen of the nerds. Besides, she is truly providing a public service announcement to the nerd population on the merits of highlights and hygiene. Just look at that before and after. Tune in at 8PM on Wednesdays to support Creepy Chan's quest for model stardom.